January 2011
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Dad: Oh, you're gonna like this... I named my GPS.
Me: You named your GPS?
Dad: Yeah.
Me: Ok, what’s its name?
Dad: Judy.
Me: Hmm…
Dad: Judy Garmin.
Me: …
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Fleet Foxes - “Helplessness Blues”
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What We Mean When We Say New York, New York
markcoatney:
You want to know what Manhattan is? Manhattan is a infinite series of small, toxic slushy lakes, crisscrossed by impassable snow mountains. A distinguishing feature of these lakes is that they look exactly like solid asphalt pavement.
They are not.
Watch out for that first step… it’s a doozy!
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rosseus:
MIDDLE BROTHER “Me Me Me”
Do you like...
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Fun Fact: John Boehner sleeps with his eyes open
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somethingsthatmakemehappy:
Miss Nelson is missing!
Miss Nelson is gone!
Oh mannnn… I loved this!
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So... I'm a Packers fan.
I won’t bore you with celebratory sentences, but I did want to share this moment from last night.
After the win, I stood out on my balcony which overlooks a pedestrian-friendly street. When a Bears fan skulked past, I genuinely offered my condolences, “I’m sorry about your loss.” And I was. He told me to “suck a dick.”
Granted, I was standing on my balcony...
the fahey chronicles: Local Man Becomes First... →
damienfahey:
Cincinnati, OH (the fahey chronicles) – Ron Leotardo became the first person ever to sit through an entire website’s introduction page earlier today. “I was looking for a good local Italian restaurant for me and my wife and I clicked on the website for Salvatore’s Trattoria.”, said…
Flavorwire » The Scoop on Aaron Sorkin’s New HBO... →
nicklas:
Aaron Sorkin at HBO? Oh. More minutes of dialogue per hour! B etter pick and chose casting! This is… I’ll be in my bunk with all the fantasies.
This is news. Great news.
Get yr mob nicknames here! →
cnnmoneytech:
In honor (?) of the 127 mafioso swept up in a huge FBI sting this week, find out what you’d be called if you were a made man. I’m Twenty Eyes (wtf?), which is at least better than Boyfriend getting “Frankenberry.” Get your own at the link above! - Julianne
Just call me Extra Arm… or Fancy Pants if I use my fancy full first name.
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It has come to my attention that no one else...
TV Tag is just like regular tag except you can narrowly escape who’s “it” by shouting the name of a TV show. As long as you don’t repeat show names or get tagged before saying a name, you’re golden. Granted, a child growing up in the 80s had limited knowledge of television shows other than Saturday morning cartoons, so these games of tag rarely lasted long.
Did you...
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tpdsaa:
Things Real People Don’t Say About Advertising
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I stirred my hot chocolate with a candy cane...
Smartest thing I’ve done all year.
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WatchOkkervil River performed “Wake & Be Fine” on Jimmy Fallon last night. Talented accompaniment included A.C. Newman on vocals and ?uestlove on a second drum set. The new album, I Am Very Far, will be released on May 10.
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“A writer is working when he’s staring out of the window.”
– When a writer is working
Burton Rascoe (via deadwriters)
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Notes from the night.
dinopunch:
iBar’s DJ sucks on Fridays.
Still fun to dance, even solo dolo.
Everything sucks on Fridays now, even Eye Spy. It’s disappointing.
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Bright Eyes - “Four Winds”
Taking my...